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Get Your Fried Tacos Here

only a peso, ayiyiyi ariba

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I was working the strawberry fields of my native homeland when I decided I could make more pesos selling fried tacos. So here I be. ARIBA!

El Menú

Fried Tacos .......... 1 peso [Become Toasty 30%]
Chili Pie .......... 2 pesos
Chilli Pasta ........... 2 pesos
BBQ Bomb .......... 3 pesos
Grilled Tongue ........ 4 pesos
The Amazing Blazin' Shrimp .......... 5 pesos [Causes Unfriendly]

Not USDA approved because I just hop the border to America, amigos. If my food gives you the runs then it's your fault, picante pants! No deport! No deport!

[I too sell the orange and strawberry on your local freeway exit, you buy from me or I steal your chickens and have illegal cockfight in your backyard, puta!]

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